Question by : HA-HA ! The condom manufacturer screwed up ! Has this ever happened to you?
Oh golly! What a laugh!
I went to the local drug store to purchase some condoms for when I finally select which lucky babe gets to “Ride This Train”. I told the pharmacist that I needed some “profalactics”, (I used that term for condoms so he would understand I was serious), and that they only needed to be the “regular size”. I want to use protection, but I also want them to be REALLY tight so me and the lucky lady will enjoy it more.
So, he sold me 8 cases of regular size condoms, and I rushed home to try one on to see how tightly it would hug my “manly form”. But guess what? HA-HA-HA! The condom manufacturer made a huge mistake! Their machinery must be out of wack because the condom was so streached out of shape that it practically fell over my,..uh,..”thing”. I think someone should contact the Spartan Condom Manufacturing Company and inform them that they’re allowing these defective products onto the market.
Has this ever happened to any one else?
Answer by Never Ever
I get it, you have a small penis. Good one.
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